Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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