I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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