is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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