you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Hippo gnu deer
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize
