the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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