i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
