like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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