Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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