I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
