You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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