i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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