I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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