I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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