I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Never underestimate the power of titties
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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