I feel like abortions should bother me more
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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