I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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