What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Bring me that man meat
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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