Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
