There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
birth control should be required to get into college
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Randomize
