She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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