Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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