What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
