sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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