He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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