Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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