the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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