Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You smell like stripper and shame
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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