we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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