I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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