Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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