I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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