Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Randomize
