I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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