What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I wish there were birth control emojis
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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