i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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