lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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