we're chasing vodka with high fives
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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