So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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