Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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