you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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