just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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