Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he shaved USA in his pubs
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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