I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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