It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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