We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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