Buhtt sex?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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