But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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