there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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