Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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