why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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