So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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